The Haikus You Didn’t Know You Needed

Why’d I write these - you will never know

The Haikus You Didn’t Know You Needed

5 7 5 for every main card fighter

Jone Jone’s Cheats Greatness

The GOAT became bored

A new heavyweight was born

Picograms on board

Ciryl Gane’s Menu

Frenchy is hungry

Will be dining in Vegas

A Jon Jones Soufflé

Valentina and Still

The eagles will fly

Well, not in the super bowl

With Val in the cage

Grasso’s Mexican Spirit

Nachoooooooooo the wrestler

Grassoooooooooo made it in boxing

Tomorrooooooooow she fights

The Many Pelts of Shavkat

Shavkat is a beast

Dead animal hat shall feast

Thirty percent more

Heavy Geoff

That boy is too big

A fine he shall have to give

All to lose a fight

Mateusz a Style to Use

Mateusz is non-stop

A style he likes a lot

Can’t stop Gamrot

Spider Man

Long limbs start it all

That is how he makes you fall

Jalin has it all

Debut On The PPV

He wore a singlet

But not just in Sandy’s room

Did for Dana too

Pickett Surprise

He didn’t know Bo

That was a big ass mistake

Night night round 1 fate