The Official List Of Brutal People On MMA Twitter
MMA Twitter can be a great place, but you have to sift through some scumbags and some truly annoying accounts to be able to enjoy it. Some how our discord seems to be a safe place. We have been so lucky with the crew we have. I haven’t had to police the chat at all. Let’s keep it that way!
This list is meant to be funny and I’m sure we’ve all fallen into most of these categories at times. I know I have. Laugh at yourself, but more importantly laugh at others. It’s more fun.
The Arguer - Twitter is full of people who want to argue and I don’t mind getting into a little tiff now and then. The people I’m talking about are arguing just for the sake of arguing. They aren’t listening to your side. Hell, they don’t even care if they are right or wrong. They are just trying to drag you down into their world of stupidity. No one wins responding to these people. I’m the worst, because it’s so hard to not respond. Especially if you see some dim bulbs liking the other persons comments. It’s infuriating. Stay away from the accounts that just want to argue. You’ll never win
The Always Positive Guy - “Don’t be mad that you lost that split decision. Sometimes the ball bounces your way and sometimes it doesn’t.” SHUT THE HELL UP MAN. We are competitive people. That’s why we watch and bet on sports. It’s okay to be upset at an outcome. I’m from the north east and my rage knows no bounds
The Conspiracy Theorist - Hands up, I was turning into this guy and realized it. I was annoying myself. You can’t call every fight or decision rigged no matter how many red flags or sketchy decisions or people dming you saying not to make it a big deal because they have money riding on the other side and their bookie didn’t pay out yet… wait what! I digress. It really is annoying to start saying fights are rigged every single week. The number one reason why it’s annoying is because it looks like you are making excuses for losing bets. But with that said the fights that I lost were rigged and the fights that you lost were not. Simple as that.
The Know It All Bettor - This guy is going to win and you’re an idiot if you think otherwise. You see it every single week. Guys think they have a crystal ball and want to let you know they rub that shit every night. Be confident in your picks, but don’t come at people degrading them because they disagree. Saw this a ton this week with people betting Ricky Turcios. “His output is so good he’s beating Zahabi no doubt” “free money” yeah how’d that work out.
The Algorithm Guy - Foook you know, my algorithm does the picking you Fookin Fools. Tapes for Fookin losers… 😂😂 this singles out one account and encompasses every algorithm person all at once. Also I don’t mind the guy I’m poking fun of. I actually like him. He’s a character and has some tweets that need to be fookin pointed out, but he’s a good follow
Hope everyone can laugh at themselves a little bit here! Let me know if I missed anyone! Tell me some of the stuff that annoys you in the comments