‘Twas The Night Before UFC Rio

A Fight Night Poem

‘‘Twas The Night Before UFC Rio

‘‘Twas the night before UFC Rio, when all through the town

The fight fans are excited, as the riots die down

The small talk is over as the fighters hit the scale

Terrance McKinney is left hoping his cardio won’t fail

Murphy is tough, she’ll beat all the cans

But Andrade is a fighter, not built for onlyfans

Johnny Walker lay nestled happy in homebase

With visions of Paul Craig and his blue painted face

Magny seems comfortable in enemy land

But Gilbert can smash, especially with that right hand

Figgy made weight, that might be his biggest battle

But Moreno wants his belt back, to get back in the saddle

Christmas was a month ago, but this is the first card

That we may see a champion (Glover), with an AARP card

Happy fight day to all and to all a good night

Let’s hope Shogun could put on one heck of a farewell fight!!!