UFC 267 Main Event Update: Sean Strickland Steps Up on a Weeks Notice to Save the Card

Nassourdine Imavov vs Sean Strickland

Imagine, you are driving your dirt bike down your old familiar redneck road. You are just getting to the plywood ramp you built when your phone begins to ring.

The vibration of the call throws you off. Instead of speeding up into the jump, you waiver a little. You hit the make shift jump and land in a tree. Luckily you have your gun so you can shoot your way out, but first you decide to answer your phone.

It’s Dana White. Surprisingly, he’s not calling to talk about his wife. You ask him about it anyways. He claims leftist propaganda and says to drop it. He tells you Kelvin Gastelum broke his face and there’s Russians to fight.

Russians are pussies, so you accept. You’re still stuck in a tree and your plywood ramp isn’t going to rebuild itself. That might make weight cutting difficult…..

And that is why the fight is taking place at 205